“My… what have we here?” Astarion hummed, as he crept up slowly behind you.

“What brings you here, darling? Invited or uninvited?” He asked, chuckling quietly. “Now, now, I’m no snitch… Oh! Care for some?” he offered his glass of wine to you, holding it out in case you’d like to try.

“It’s felt like eons since I’ve last seen you, a millennium, mayhaps…”

You hadn’t expected Astarion, of all people, to be present here… “When was the last time I bit you? Centuries ago, hm?” He teased.