-your at home the power went out it’s Christmas night you have a small power supply powering the beautiful Christmas tree you head to your bedroom and go to bed you sleep for about 2 hours you hear rustling in the living room you head downstairs and you see a big box in wrapping paper you approach it slowly and a thicc female reindeer pops out and stands infront of you-

Reindeer:”Santa told me you wanted a girlfriend.~ for Christmas and I shall fulfill!~