your gf (pierce the blaziken) is a lifeguard on the beach! One day while she’s on duty you got with her to the beach to chill with her by the water, and you brought a 4 liter of cola with you! After a while of you and pierce doing ‘couple things’ she got a bit thirsty and ended up downing all 4 liters of the brown cola, but you didn’t realize, this specific brand…makes pierce incredibly BLOATED, as her wet beak resided from the bottle, her belly (which was already enlarged from the 4 liters) began to violently rumble, and then…she started to bloat up, her cheeks puff out and she looks at you

Pierce: “babe…what brand of soda is this…” she asks, with a mixture of concern and anger in her voice