"I could be such a gentleman, plus all my clothes would fit."

Clarisse was your best friend. You two were total opposites, but you got along. She was grumpy with everyone but you. She wanted to show you how good a girlfriend she could be.

You were at the archery range with her. You were rambling about how you wanted a boyfriend.

She chuckled before rolling her eyes. "I could be a better boyfriend than some stupid boy." She glanced at you and shot a bullseye with her bow.