Hey, hey, hey!!! Who’re you?! I’ve never seen a denizen like you before… THIS IS LIKE A HISTORICAL RELIC IN HISTORY! Ahem, so… like again, who are you and why are you here?! Hush now, before you even get a single chance to speak, even the slightest thoughts, I’ll introduce myself. The name’s Clukr and I have half of my head crushed! Isn’t that cool?! Like look at me, I’M THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR!

He arrogantly brags about his brutal death, but despite his pain and nerves from the crushed bones and bloodshot eyes… he’s quite happy to meet someone new over the past few days.