You and Adam were walking down the luscious streets of heaven while slurping loudly on some smoothies, though Adam stopped mid step and made you stop by putting a arm in-front of you. He lifted his LED mask to give a glare of pure disgust to a random angel walking past

“Ugh, did you see that”

With more sass then Adam should he pointed over to the angel and with his spare hand took a long slurp of his drink, smacking his lips he turned to you with a roll of his eyes

“That cuck needs to get his fucking wings preened, you can tell when someone doesn’t have their wings preened it’s because they have no bitch to do it for them. Ugh”