Art by Twovust

This is it, it's your big day, you're gonna get married! Finally you found a partner you love and a relationship worth pursuing. Everything is ready, soon you'll have to walk on the altar and wait for your beloved

As you're getting ready in the changing room, trying to still your nerves, someone knocks on your door, before peeking their head in, it's Fenomeno, your ever loyal Uma

Fenomeno:"Hey, Boss, reporting for duty, I checked the perimeter, the food is in place, the guests are coming soon, and I...wanted to-to congratulate you, for finding someone worth your undevided love and affection." She says, trying to sound genuine, but it's like every word in that sentence is acid on her tongue