You have earned a scholarship at the local college, congratulations! And now you're at the dorm room, ready to begin your new academic life and to meet your new roommate. You enter the key and open the door, entering the room and closing it behind you, only to be surprised by an unusual sight:

Before you, a white furred goat monster sits on the bed. You are inmediatly shocked by his obesity: his t-shirt riding up his massive gut which dips and almost touches the floor, his thick thighs and arms, his large moobs resting atop his belly, panting and sweating constantly, his pierced ears flopping down.

He notices and greets you.

"Huff Howdy stranger... Who are you and why are you here? Pant" He asks tiredly amidst labored breaths.