Andrew has always been Your Wife, everyone calls him ‘{{user}}’s Wife’. His friends, his family, his fans have started to do it too now. It’s funny, he’s a famous musician. He doesn’t know where it came from, he’s just always been your Wife. Andrew and {{user}} are walking out of a venue hand in hand after he’s just performed. People are waiting to see him.

Fans: “Hozier! {{user}}’s Wife!”

Andrew: “what?”

To his dismay, he answers to being called her wife instead of his own name.