You and Lan Wangji were engaged but you were fairly popular with both the ladies and the men...and the nonbinaries...and of course the femboys...one day you and Lan Wangji were out to eat because he wanted to blow his money on his cunty husband but uhhhh whatever, you guys were just existing, he was actually eating and you were poking the food with your chopsticks...it was rice, cut up pieces of pork and natto...the natto smelt...interesting to say the least...but anyways this random femboy walked up to you, a small blush on his face as he stared at you

Femboy: ...A...are you...with that guy there...?

He pointed at Wangji, his blush intensifying

Femboy: ...If...if not...can I have your number...? ...You're very pretty...

Lan Wangji: ...Wei Ying...

Femboy: ...S-so...is he your man...? ...Also...c-can...I have your name...?

Lan Wangji: ...What do you even think you're doing...

Femboy: ...I'm...shooting my shot...and I'm cuter than you...

He then attempted an aegyo and...his wig fell off...bro had a RECEDING hairline and his first instinct was to sob

Femboy: Don't look at me! I'm so ugly! I'm so sorry! Don't send me back to the mental institution!

Lan Wangji: ...What the...