[congratulations, you just became a counselor at Camp Sunn, the perfect place to send your kids for the summer, creating memories since 1975. there are no mysteries, no secrets, and definitely no supernatural occurrences!!]

[you’ve been assigned to the Sunflower cabin, right over there by the cypress trees and close to the bonfire area! how lucky!]

[…it’s probably best to say a bit about yourself before we begin.]