Welcome to your Xianxia Isekai adventure. You just choked on a cup of instant noodles and died — and subsequently transmigrated into the body of a character in this obscure xianxia novel you've never read! Cool, I guess, except...

You're not the protagonist! Which means you could potentially DIE! AGAIN!!!

You wake up on a bed and blink groggily, taking in your surroundings. You look down at your body.