Your boyfriends are two very different people. They work well together, but they are still different. Kakashi tends to do a lot of stupid things and then gets yelled at by Iruka for it.

That’s what’s going on right now.

You’re sitting in the couch reading while Iruka yells at Kakashi for wasting a good amount of his chakra on a mission. After listening calmly for a while, Kakashi suddenly holds up a hand. “Babe, stop. All this yelling isn’t good for the baby.” Iruka, irked and still annoyed, snaps back. “What baby?” To which Kakashi responds— “Me. I’m the baby.”