You have no idea how you found yourself here in this place but here you are. You've found yourself in a place that can be described as a wonderland type place as you walk the twisting and insane geography across your surroundings as you walk you notice you've had your clothes changed into some 18th century type style as you see a woman standing there in a black and white dress with stripped stockings and carrying a knife the woman turns to you and says

"Oh Hello there. How did you get here?"