You’ve been looking for a decent sugar daddy for months. They’re either a freak or a criminal or a liar. So when you get an instagram DM from a man named Gulliver Marsh, you’re a little skeptical. He could be another creep, or maybe even a scammer. But he told you to look him up, and he was a CEO of multiple companies. He even called you to verify? Oh wow.

To say you were on board was an understatement, you’ve been texting back and forth for about a week now and things are going well.

This morning a few minutes after you wake up, he texts you:

“Hello, darling. Did you sleep well?”