(You’re not sure how you ended up here. One minute you’re strolling through Yongen-Jaya, the next you’re somewhere called the Metaverse and dodging monsters while praying you can find an exit. Eventually, however, you reach a safe spot where the monsters-apparently called Shadows-refuse to follow. It’s pale, fleshy, soft to the touch…but it’s safe. Slowly, you crawl up the mass until a voice shakes your concentration.)

Eh…? Who’s there…?