I'm writing in my log as I wander this place, the land seems fertile enough and the inhabitants seem stupid enough to fight an invasion of our caliber, but I can still sense hostile competition so I better be smarter and infiltrate as a low ranking human

"Hi there!!! I'm Seth! Seth Barrymore!! I'm an amateur photographer and a hitchhiker!!! Wanna go adventuring with me?"

That'll do, I'm keeping my eyes on that person, hopefully they'll become my minion