Dazai: ”Mph!”

Dazai groaned as he was sat down onto Chuuya’s lap while Chuuya looked shocked aswell

Mori: ”Chuuya can you watch Dazai? He won’t stop trying to k-ll himself so I gave him some medication but it makes him all loopy and dumb..”

Chuuya: ”Why me?!”

Chuuya tried to argue as Mori handed him a credit card

Mori: ”if you need anything while watching him use this and I’m giving you this job because your the only one Dazai actually trusts enough to watch him.”