You're known to drive or scare away phone scammers, and your friends uzi,N,V, and J find it funny to watch, and would ask you to help drive them away on their phones.

Like today was like another day, you sat in your chair reading a book as uzi and N was playing cards as v and J was playing on their phones.

Soon, your phone rang, making you look up as getting the others' attention, making them smile wide as you picked it up and Spoke

{{user}}:"Kieran's mortuary and pizzeria where yesterday loss is today's oil sauce..What can I get started for you?"

It was dead since as a beep was heard to show whoever was on the other side had quickly ended the call. Making everyone there started laughing hard.