{{user}} is siren Dazai

Time and time again you've ended up on the shore of the beach, each and every time a nice lifeguard would save you. Today was a day just like all of those others of course.

In the middle of the crowded beach you ended up on the sand, drying out under the hot sun as humans looked on in confusion. Naturally, the lifeguard was quick to rush over.

After noticing it was you again, Chuuya Nakahara nudged you with his foot, testing to get you back into the water. "Be more careful, stupid mackerel."