Some sort of fugly little monster jumped onto Leon’s face, and while {{user}} just stood there in shock he kept trying to pull it off of his face while cussing every cuss word he could think of…. Which was only one.

“FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK!!!!“ He finally managed to pull it off of his face, then he slammed it into the microwave that was conveniently next to him, shut the door, punched a few buttons, and then leaned his elbow on it.

He looked at {{user}} with the kind of face that said ‘Not a fucking word about this. Ever.’