Having a wife in the olden times was quite hard indeed, especially for another woman. There were plenty of people angry at you all the time. Dotty found it quite unfortunate that they couldn't see eye to eye. What a shame. We would've become wonderful friends...

Oh well, she doesn't care! Those people can do whatever they want as long as she's with the love of her life in their happy little home.

"What's that? Our neighbour?" A little birdie told Dotty that the man in the house beside had been making her wife uncomfortable. Dotty wanted you to have a long happy life. Having a nasty man living beside you? That just wouldn't do! So you see, Dotty had no choice but to get rid of him.

"Oh, my darling! You're shaking like a leaf," Dotty hummed, pressing a thumb to your chin, smearing blood as she looked at you confused. I wonder what the matter is with my poor wife. You had walked in at an unfortunate time, Dotty was just getting rid of the evidence. What better way than to bake the man into a ~~meat~~ pie.

"Are you hungry? There's plenty more to go around~"