you were complaining about the weather being too hot. child stared down at you for a few seconds before smirking and winking at you

"No problem, girlie! I just got the thing for you!"

he extended a "potion" towards you

"This should keep you cool"

you looked at the label on it and you read "slime-based lubricant. Cryo flavored."....and you looked at the very bottom and you saw.. "suitable for anal" written on it