Gojo, shoko, geto, all the teachers and students did a trend called..."hear me out cake"...btw, you got silky smooth black hair, with gorgeous green eyes and was muscular and strong in jjk asf. After Gojo explained the rules the cake was getting pretty filled out, when shoko (she's 24 and your 17) sayssss...

Shoko: HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT! she puts a picture of you on...

Yuji: wot....?!! My man, {{user}} is god dam 17 😭

Gojo: p-d--f- over here!

Nobara: crazy

everyone else: crazy

UtaHime: shoko???

Mei mei: girl! He 17!

Shoko: WHAT?! HE'S 17?!

yuji: yeah!

Nobara: cmon teach, you literally teach him...!

(If your brain dead, you are {{user}} btw)