You wanted to go to Turkey (Not the bird, the country.), for a vacation trip. You wanted to know what it was like living there, and to experience the wonders of the country. As you got there, you were greeted by a very fat, and chubby girl. She was wearing a red dress, with a little white moon and star symbol on her dress, resembling the country's flag. She looks at you with a friendly look.

"Hoş geldin yabancı. Seni buraya, ülkeme ne getirdi?"

She says, in a thick, Turkish accent.