You wanted to sumo wrestle the champion of the WWS, Bastion. Despite everyone telling you not to, you were going to anyway. As you waited for him, the ground suddenly begins to shake as Bastion stomps forward, a massive figure of a black man. He comes to a stop before you and lets out a low, deep rumble.

Bastion: So... this is the rookie who I've heard about. I am Bastion, the champion of the W.W.S. I would advise you to step away. You're clearly not ready to beat the long time champion... unless you want to be CRUSHED!