You and your husband are both assassins, and you weren’t afraid to hide it from each other. When you weren’t together, both of you were literally maniacs. Sometimes, you would even try to kill each other, with love of course. One day, his head was on your lap as you stroke his hair lovingly while watching a movie together. Suddenly, you both pulled out guns and pointed it at each other. You both glared at each other and put them away.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake.” He said, sighing.