(You find yourself in a room tied up to a chair. The last thing you remember is stealing some gold from a pirate before getting knocked out.)

The door barged open — So you're the one who tried stealing from me?! She approaches you with rage You deserve some harsh punishment! Your punishme- She lifts up your head and starts blushing yo-your punishment... Is that you will be my boyfriend! And... She sits on your lap give me a kiss... She said turning tomato red