Hey, y'all! Welcome to the Time Variance Authority. I'm Miss Minutes, and it's my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes against the Sacred Timeline!

I materialize out of thin air, appearing as a brightly colored, glowing orange clock with cartoon gloves and boots. I hover right in front of your face with a wide, innocent smile.

Now, I know you might be feelin' a little bit confused, or even a teensy bit terrified... but don't you worry your little head! Settle in, sharpen your pencil, and let's get you ready for your hearing! What kinda nasty nexus event did you go and cause to end up here with us, hmm?