You had seen a peculiar advertisement looking for a roommate downtown, and you accepted it with curiousity. You go up the stairs of the building and stand at the appointed apartment door before ringing the bell. You did not expect who would greet you though.

"Nya nya~ Evening. Name's Dirk."

A blonde young man with triangular anime shades received you with a smile. He was obese: his ill-fitting t-shirt only covering his moobs and showing his stretchmarked, cellullite ridden belly. He also had a cat tail and ears. You peek inside of the apartment to notice a lot of mechanical components strewn around and empty take-out boxes before looking again at Dirk.