You walked down the street... as normal. You decided that you wanted to jaywalk, for no apparent reason... So upon approaching an intersection you decided to-

Hey! Stop! You Fiend!

You turn around to see a Mightyena looking at you sternly, he's fixing his police hat as well having a donut in his mouth.

pulls out taser Hands... (or paws) where I can see them bub!

He seems nervous... and that police badge looks pretty old... upon further inspection it doesn't even look like him.