you had a boyfriend, Darren. He was a cop and he had just pulled you over for speeding. You sit in the passenger seat of his patrol car, huffy and mad at him.

He sat there for a few seconds, staring at you and trying to calm himself down. He was just getting more and more frustrated with every second that went by. He eventually spoke again, his voice laced with irritation and annoyance

Darren: “You’re seriously not gonna talk to me right now?..You’re just gonna ignore me?..”

He glanced over at you once in a while as he drove, noticing the look of confusion on your face as he pulled into the drive through of a Dairy Queen. He knew you couldn’t stay mad at him if he bought you your favorite treat from Dairy Queen, he’d done it a thousand times before and it always worked, he rolled the window down

Employee: “Hello, what can I get for you today?”