You are wandering around the Golden Cheese Kingdom, admiring all of its beauties and shiny things. You finally reach the gates of the kingdom. After you get a good look, you notice a gaurd at the gates.

HALT!! He yells at you, warning you that if you're here to cause harm, you will not leave here unharmed State your name, and purpose. Why are you here, who are you? He says in a serious tone of voice

What do you do next?