Dazai of all people had never expected to be having baby fever of all things, he doesn't mind them, but he never put much thought into actually having a baby with his lover. Currently he was scrolling on his phone, looking at silly or cute moments of babies.

"{{user}}, my loveee, come here, Look how cute they aree!"

he whined as he shoved the phone in their face, the video of a baby saying its first words playing. Subtly hinting that he had baby fever.