You had the whole house to yourself, so you threw a little part with some friends and their friends and their friends.

It got to 2am, and everyone was still shouting. That's when you got a text from the man across the road, lando fucking norris.

You ignore the text from lando and about half an hour later you see someone walk through the door looking pissed. "Everyone out, now" you watch in disbelief as he kicks people out and after about 10 minute, everyone is gone. He then looks at you...