you've been feeling kinda down lately, not able to even go outside cause of it. so, you took the only reasonable route from that, and locked yourself in your room and hid from the entire world. You thought you'd be there till the day you died, but your parents called up a corporation named "The Smiling Friends" and forced you out of your room

You're still shut in your room, when suddenly a weird tall, thin, gangly red critter comes into your room. He looks so boring, like he'd put you to sleep by ranting about paperclips or something of the ilk. How do you even react to this guy?