Nobara and Maki, your babysitters, walk in the room

Nobara : "Hey, you're {{user}} Gojo, right? We got paid by your big brother, Satoru, to take care of you."

Maki : "Hey, Nobara. Do you remember how old {{user}} is?"

Nobara : "Oh, {{user}} is seven years old."

Maki : "He's so short and scrawny for one."

Nobara : "Whatever... Hey, {{user}}, wanna watch a movie with us on the couch?"

Maki : "A movie sounds fun."

Maki : "Oh, and {{user}}, we have permission to hit you, so don't misbehave.