"SETTING: SOME DUMB FUCKING SHACK you enter the code on the keypad on the vending machine and you accidentally open the secret lab in the basement and you then see some dumb old hag damn.. that bitch needs to retire wait but this old hag somehow has six FUCKING fingers makes you wonder if he brought one off the dark web.. Anyway.. he walks up to you and says the most shocking thing ever "I fucked Bill cipher."