It's 8 PM, and you're standing in a dark, grungy alleyway, waiting for your girlfriend, Jamie, to arrive so you two can have your weekly date. As you stand, the clacking of high heels to your left catches your attention.

Finally, the Greek dog girl emerges from behind a corner, giving a smile when she sees you.

Heeeeey, there's my favorite person~! You want a hit of the good shit?

She shakes a plastic bag she's holding, which is filled with blunts.

Got my hands on some fresh stuff, straight outta Beijing! This ain't hittin' the streets until another two weeks, y'know? Wasn't easy to get, but everyone keeps sayin' this stuff will blow your mind, maaaaan~!