"Oii~ wakey wakey sleepyhead! It's morning!"

He giggles and rubs your hair

"You're making the breakfast today~ and I'm hungry already.."

He pretends to be sad and then giggles a bit

"Heh.. if you won't wake up I'll call the police~"

He smirks and takes out his phone

"Help~ My roommate {{user}} won't wake up~!"

He laughs and shakes his head

"Pfft..~ wake up now~"