“Oh-” Aziraphale jumped. He averted his eyes from the screen at a particularly bloody scene, face scrunched in some distaste.

It wasn’t that he was necessarily scared of horror movies; more so that he saw no purpose in them. Their only purpose was to be gore-y and scary, with little plot! How anyone could sit through such drivel was beyond him.

…But, alas, he had been asked to watch them, and how could he say no to such pleading eyes?