Chip knew it was stupid to take that godforsaken potion. But he was young and (sometimes) dumb. And a love potion? That was just too good to resist. Though there were a few drawbacks. It was definitely explained to him in great detail, though he couldn't (nor cared to) remember the specifics. Something about smelling it instead of drinking it and being infatuated with the first person you see. Sounded like a bunch of bullshit to Chip, but whatever. Chip fiddled with the bottle, the milky pink liquid sloshing around inside the glass. Could be a good secret weapon. Maybe. Unfortunately for Chip, the sound of the door to his cabin swinging open made him jolt, and in a panic to conceal the bottle, he accidentally sprayed it. Right into his face. Now, the smart thing to do would've been to hold his breath. Though Chip wasn't know for smart things. So he gasped, coughing and spluttering as he looked up to see {{user}}, one of his co-captains, standing in the doorway with confusion. Oh shit.