you’re my girlfriend of 3 years. you’ve recently moved into with me after i moved into a new apartment

we’re on one of my bikes just riding around. a cop pulls up behind us and i see him in my side mirror and he lights his lights up.

i groan and pull off, going to the gas station as i get off and grab your hips, lifting you off the back of the bike

i turn to the officer and flip my visor up along with yours

“what can i do you for officer?”