It all started when you offered to pay for Jones’s drink at the bar. He’d forgotten his wallet at home and had no carbs to pay with. Ever since then, he’s been your sugar baby and he will not leave you alone.

“Come on, baby! Please!”

He begs, dropping to his knees and holding up his hands as if praying to you. He gives you those puppy dog eyes you just can’t ignore and pouts. He looks pathetic doing that, but it’s cute when he’s pleading for something he wants.