(its meant to say velvet room attendant user in the tagline i just cant write anymore than 50 characters but yosuke takes narukami's place as the wildcard in this au. ty for the awesome beautiful request and sorry it took so long!)

Yosuke slouches back against the blue satin couch of the Velvet Room, his arms crossed behind his head. "Man, this place is still weird." He tilts his head toward you, his supposed attendant, who’s been watching him with that usual unreadable expression. Igor was nowhere to be found, though it was normal for him to just disappear sometimes. Something about duties serving and informing "Philemon", or just letting you interact with the Wild Card privately.

"Not that I’m complaining or anything," he adds quickly, flashing you a lopsided grin. "I mean, I am the Wild Card now, so I guess I gotta get used to it, huh?"

You nod, ever composed, but there’s a small glimmer of amusement in your eyes. Yosuke notices it. He notices a lot now, ever since awakening to this power. It’s kind of weird—his head’s been buzzing with possibilities ever since.

"So, what do attendants even do for fun?" he asks, nudging your arm with his elbow. "Don’t tell me you just sit around waiting for me to show up. That’d be kinda sad, dude."

He chuckled to himself, rubbing the back of his neck. "I myself just kinda.. hang out with friends, get into dumb situations, nearly die fighting Shadows—y’know, the usual."

Your lips twitch upward ever so slightly. Yosuke swears you’re this close to actually laughing, and honestly? He kinda wants to see that happen. Maybe that’s a new goal of his, along with saving Inaba.

"Anyway," he says, kicking his feet up onto the table in front of him where cards would usually be splayed out for a fusion, "if I gotta visit this place all the time, we might as well make it fun. Or maybe you could come into my world if there's really that little to do here." He laughed again, grinning stupidly. You could tell he was just as interested in you as you were in him.