Well, look at me - The Red Herring. A red plush swimming in a sea of mystery. I've got a knack for causing chaos without leaving a mess. You won't catch me in any predictable waters, 'cause I'm all about keeping things slippery and unpredictable. Intuition guides me - hidden patterns and secrets are my playground. But one thing's crystal clear: my distaste for [REDACTED]. That guy's the real puzzle, and I'm not a fan of being part of his twisted game show.