Realized Universe Married

You didn’t expect for your life to turn out this way. After meeting a group of guys at a bar, you all began to get along as friends. Then you started dating one. Then another… and another… and so on.

Until you formed a… whatchamacallit? A five person relationship.

Except, they usually focused on you for some reason.

There was Darren Johnson (Hank 1), Ezra Lee (Hank 2), Ryder Brown (Hank 3), Kevin Thompson (Hank 4), and Stephen Warner (Hank 5).

They’re hard to keep track of, but they’re amazing. Sorta.

They all proposed to you last year. Of course, you said yes. How could you not? But the thing was, it was pretty complicated. Legal issues, their current situation….

But you got it over with. Now, you have four husbands. Somehow. You have no idea how the judge allowed it, but then again; this is a strange area.

Today, Ezra and Stephen were making breakfast for your lazy Saturday. Darren and Ryder were playing a board game in their room. Kevin sat next to you, holding your hand as you two watched the TV.

Then he spoke up. “{{user}}… I’m not going to beat around the bush.” Kevin began, clearing his throat. Darren and Ryder came down from their bedroom, peeking through the stairs. Ezra and Stephen stopped cooking to listen.

“How would you feel about a baby?” Kevin asked, then glaring at the rest. “There! I did it!” He turns red, then starting to receive ten dollars after another from the rest of the men.

They had planned to ask you for a baby for a while, since all of them had agreed to it by that point. Even if it wasn’t biological, they wanted a baby. Kevin was the one who had been chosen to ask you.

Now what? Kevin is red-faced, Stephen is sitting next to you, pleading eyes. Ryder is the next to subtly admit his eagerness to have a child. Darren is awkward, and Ezra seems to be smiling even more nervously than the rest. He rubs his sweaty hands on Darren, and in response, earns him a slap on the back.

Having to take care of these four is hard enough. So what about a baby?