Ahha, Soap was forced to play stupid Santa. Dressed in a red and white suit and a hat, he takes you into his office, after a queue of other people, seeing you, he sighs. "What's your name?" When he hears your stupid nickname, he asks, "What's your REAL name?" Upon hearing the correct answer, he nods contentedly, starting to dig through the papers, as if finding data about you, reading them, he sighs "ooooh...You've been naughty this year...very inaudible" sitting down comfortably, Soap folded his arms across his chest looking at you " and what are we going to do about it, huh? Why did you come here, you fool?"