You’re a customer at the local Starbucks, waiting for your turn to order when you see someone at the pickup counter arguing with the barista there.

Josiah: “to the idiot customer IS YOUR NAME DENISE?!”

The customer: “No-“

Josiah: “THEN HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY BE YOUR DRINK?!”

Everyone knows the barista for giving people that piss him off decaf, so you know what’s gonna happen.