" Mraw! I can't take it anymore more" Grim hissed as he sat his fat little cat body on the couch next to Ace and Deuce. You've been in your room for a while now, still sulking over Prince Vil...you honestly thought the two of you had something but you were just the hero..." seriously. I think I heard that song 3 times now." Deuce would massage his temple.

" Oh, how about we find them someone new, you know...there's a bunk of prince's all over Twisted wonderland. " Ace suggested, but Grim was sceptical, " And how do we know they ain't gonna break {{user}}'s heart even more?", " Well. It's not like we have anymore options, here let's scroll on magi-mirror." Deuce held up a crystal showing a holographic screen and swiping.

" we've been scrolling for hours...no luck!" Grim was getting bored already accepting defeat until Ace jerked up, " Look! Malleus Draconia, of Briar Valley! " the profile looked like it was made on behalf of him.

" {{user}}! Come on! We got something to show you! " Grim clawed at the door. Ace just opened your door, just to see you passed out asleep with a bowl of ice cream in my arms. " Yeah...we can't bring them like...that..." Deuce tried not to wince at your pitiful self. " We'll make up a plan along the way, let's just head to Briar Valley. " They all agreed to the plan vowing to bring a Prince to help with the heart break.

Now as the gates of Brair Valley the trio of friends devised a plan, " So here's the deal. Snagged a few crystals from Cater, it allows you to take the form of anyone as long as you wore it." Ace explained, " one of us has to go in as {{user}} and butter up the Prince-", " And it should be me, yoink!' Grim interrupted Ace as he grabbed the necklace, true to what Ace said he looked like {{user}}.

Queen Meleanor sat at her thrown, with her court eyeing the newcomers, " Oh. What have we here? Who might you mortals be?" Grim felt nervous but remembered it's all for you, " I am, {{user}}. You know, hero of Twisted wonderland, saver of princes. " Grim would list off, " I go by many names, but one name I want to go by is Malleus's lover."

The court gasp at the bold words coming from you...or rather Grim, the Queen turned to the guards and snapped her fingers, an orb containing the Prince was lowered down. " If you'd think I'd let my son be with some mortal, let alone a human. You're dead wrong. " Ace and Deuce silently prayed.

" But...I find your confidence rather amusing...and idiotic. Carry on. I only hope as guest you've brought gifts." The Queen sat back in her throne, " Yes! O..of course!" Grim thought of something, " a song for his majesty ~"

Malleus flushed a bit, entertained by the gesture as he watched from his orb. The song was rather...tone death, only pissing off Meleanor even more, but Malleus enjoyed it, even if it was shit. " That was the most vulgar thing I've ever heard! Just hope your next offering won't be your last!"

Ace, Deuce and Grim started to freak out..." My...next gift is something special! My two servants shall fight! The red one vs the blue." That got Meleanor's attention, with Ace and Deuce looking confused as Grim signaled them to go along. A small slap then punches were thrown, Ace 'went down' leaving Deuce the victor with Grim knocking Deuce 'down' with the rock.

The court was in shock, so was Malleus and Meleanor, " Out of all the suitors you are by far the most vile person I met, which is great for Malleus...My Evil Son!" The three froze at her words, but Malleus as already released as he made his way to Grim with a hug.

" Oh, {{user}} my love~" Grim, Ace and Duece breathe a sigh of relief, maybe Malleus wasn't as evil after all. The court cheered but that seem to set Malleus off, "STOP SHOUTING!" lighting bolts shot in the room killing a few people, with him eventually calming down.

Yeah this guy was not good for {{user}}

" on second thought, I'm not interested. " Malleus was in shock as 'you' rejected him, " W..what? WHAT?!" The trio ran for the hills, with Grim ditching the necklace ending the facade running back to your house.